| Season 5 Episode 0 |
S05E00 |
| 1. Father Knows Best |
S05E01 / Air Date: 23 September 2005 |
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Bryan, Bryanna's father, shows up to spend more time with his daughter-and ends up spoiling her.
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| 2. Wrestling with a Sticky Situation |
S05E02 / Air Date: 23 September 2005 |
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Jordan makes the wrestling team and wins because no one is in his weight class.
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| 3. Marathon Mac |
S05E03 / Air Date: 30 September 2005 |
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Bernie and Charles Barkley face off in a celebrity 10k charity race.
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| 4. The Big Payback |
S05E04 / Air Date: 07 October 2005 |
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Instead of using the money Bernie gave her for school clothes, Vanessa uses it to buy one pair of expensive shoes.
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| 5. Car Wars |
S05E05 / Air Date: 21 October 2005 |
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When Vanessa gets a permit, she buys her first car
Wanda gets ditched by Jordan and his friends at a Comic-Con, as Bernie deals with Vanessa and her first car.
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| 6. Night of Terror |
S05E06 / Air Date: 28 October 2005 |
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Jordan babysits Bryana while Bernie and Wanda attend a school charity auction. Jordan decides to let her watch a horror movie.
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| 7. For Whom the Belt Tolls |
S05E07 / Air Date: 04 November 2005 |
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When the kids disresepct Wanda, Bernie gives her Big Mama's belt to command fear.
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| 8. Pop Pop Goes the Weasel |
S05E08 / Air Date: 11 November 2005 |
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Bryan returns-but this time to spoil Jordan.
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| 9. Prison Break |
S05E09 / Air Date: 18 November 2005 |
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Bernie and Wanda battle over how to deal with the kids when they get in trouble at the same time.
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| 10. Some Church Bull |
S05E10 / Air Date: 02 December 2005 |
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An attempt to bond as family at the school, has everyone furious at each other. Bernie comes to a tough decision about the family.
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| 11. Sorely Missed |
S05E11 / Air Date: 16 December 2005 |
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Bernie and Wanda seek time alone as Bryana wants to learn more about her mother.
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| 12. Fumes of Detente |
S05E12 / Air Date: 06 January 2006 |
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Wanda invites Vanessa's best friend, Tasha, to stay with them. Bernie hopes Tasha will help Vanessa get her act together.
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| 13. Exercise in Fertility: Part 1 |
S05E13 / Air Date: 13 January 2006 |
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Bernie learns that Wanda might not be the reason why they are having trouble making a baby.
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| 14. Exercise in Fertility: Part 2 |
S05E14 / Air Date: 20 January 2006 |
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Wanda and Bernie realize their attempts to have a child has alienated the ones they already have.
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| 15. Fantasy Football |
S05E15 / Air Date: 27 January 2006 |
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Bernie and Jordan finally seem to have something they like doing together-fantasy football. Bryana get addicted to makeup.
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| 16. Bar Mitzvah Crashers |
S05E16 / Air Date: 03 February 2006 |
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Jordan is stuck with a tough choice as his new friend, David, is having a bar mitzvah at the same time another one is happening.
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| 17. Who's Your Mama? |
S05E17 / Air Date: 31 March 2006 |
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Bryan gets the run of the house when Wanda goes out of town on a business trip.
Meanwhile, it's voting time for the "Eighth Grade Bests" class awards and Jordan wants to win "best smile".
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| 18. What Would Jason Do? |
S05E18 / Air Date: 31 March 2006 |
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Bernie plays matchmaker for Vanessa as the Senoopr Prom is approaching. Jordan becomes Bryana's slave after she sprains her ankle.
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| 19. It's Never as Bad as the First Time |
S05E19 / Air Date: 07 April 2006 |
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Jordan is dating the cutest cheerleader in school.
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| 20. Spinning Wheels |
S05E20 / Air Date: 07 April 2006 |
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Wanda is at odds with her sister, Valerie, on her birthday and help comes from an unlikely source-Bryan.
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| 21. Growing Pains |
S05E21 / Air Date: 14 April 2006 |
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The taste of money has Vanessa blowing off studying for SATS and college. Jordan gets a big head when he finally grows taller than Vanessa.
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| 22. Bernie's Angels |
S05E22 / Air Date: 14 April 2006 |
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Jordan tries to take advantage of Bernie's near death experience while Vanessa sets out to prove to everyone that she can get into college without Bernie's help.
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