Roy Arnie has a dream. One day he will run his own circus and conquer the
world. Today, however, he is a stable-hand working in the Circus
Stromowski, a miserable Russian big top, run by a hopeless alcoholic fourth
generation circus director, Igor Stromowski, and full of useless has-beens
and tired animals, which will only perform under the influence of
narcotics. Roy Arnie invites his old buddies Gaz and Odd, and their
sidekick Flea, to come and work at the circus, and while work is an alien
concept to Gaz and Odd, the appearance of an irate criminal who they are
indebted to decides the issue. At the circus, Roy Arnie introduces the trio
to the star attraction: Jimmy the elephant. Formerly a great sight, but
after 20 years at the circus he has become addicted to every drug under the
sun. He performs in a purple haze, counting down the days until someone
realizes he will be more useful as a set of piano keys. Roy Arnie keeps him
going with a complex regime of uppers and downers to make him energetic for
performances and docile the rest of the time. If the mixture is wrong,
either there would be several tons of rampaging elephant or a sleep walking
act. Jimmy is the key to Roy Arnie's dreams. The elephant carries a secret,
a secret of enough value to bankroll Roy Arnie's circus. All he has to do
is to free Jimmy and his dreams will come true. Yet, it is not as easy as
it sounds. Roy Arnie's dreams are jeopardized when the elephant is locked
up for going on a drug induced rampage, then escapes and runs away to the
moors. Militant animal rights activists also want to free Jimmy from the
tyranny of abuse. To further complicate matters, the meanest men in the
north, the Lappish Mafia, are also keen to free Jimmy so that they can get
their hands on the elephant's secret. An epic farcical journey ensues where
the stoners, the vegans and the mobsters, joined by an alcohol fueled
hunting party all compete to capture the drugged up Jimmy. Now the only
thing that can thwart their plans is a strangely compassionate moose...